Give Mary Gods a Quid, Ya’All

“You sound like the operator,” I say through a large grin.
“What?”
“Like the operator…the woman in the phone!”
My mother looks at me for a moment and then asks, “Whadduya mean?”
“When you talk on the phone, you sound funny. Like the woman,” I reply.
She considers this and is about to say something when I interrupt, enunciating every [...]